Got this very cute stuff from Claudd's blog, ha, it's so funny.

STUPID LABEL INSTRUCTIONS ON ACTUAL CONSUMER GOODS

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
[sleeping hurr?]

On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner No purchase necessary.Details inside.
[ooh really, and there he goes complaining about shoplifting.]

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
[hey, how do you use a regular soap, may I ask?]

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
[and?]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
[now he tells me...]

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
[oh no, I thought it's supposed to be cold, afterall I didn't fail Physics.]

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
[ironing board out of stock hurr?]

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
[show me your driving license, kid.]

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
[why else would I buy this for?]

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
[I didn't know there's some other doors besides indoor and out.]

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
[what? would you mind repeating that again?]

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
[oh shit I got the wrong packet, I wanted peas not the nuts]

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
[hey, how do you open? how do you eat?]

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
[bought the wrong stuff, I should have got one that enables us to fly.]

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
[do I look stupid?]